(Source: softsubs)

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4 hours ago (via)

4/23/14
11:40
#me

angrychibitalia:

this just in tumblr user chiimonster likes prostate pills

goddamnit you skank don’t slander my terrible name

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6 hours ago (via)

4/23/14
9:53

puppy383:

Love the sky

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6 hours ago (via)

4/23/14
9:32

spookyxleijon:

kevinkinky-:

unclefather:

what does this mean

green eggs and ram

i saw that and shut my laptop and walked away for a solid minute

(Source: krishnaa)

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6 hours ago (via)

4/23/14
9:31
#SSOOONNN OF A BIITTTCCHHHH

paige-rankin:

Highland cattle inspired dork.

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6 hours ago (via)

4/23/14
9:27
#y e s #homestuck

dr4conianlaw asked:
hello, I'll give you good ol Hilda

Hilda (we’ll go with JJ Hilda because yes)

  • Usually around the rest of the crew, but not around outsiders. She’s most likely to do it vs. Gentaro and Ishimaru.
  • She’d probably love it, but not to the point of obnoxiousness. It’s something she could get really into while it was on and be able to set aside once it was done.
  • She probably doesn’t even know what a dick /is/ despite the fact she’s dating one, but that doesn’t stop her from face-scribbling ala Jigglypuff. No one is safe. No one.
  • On the surface, she’d just jeer like any normal person, but really, it would fuck her up for weeks. She wouldn’t be able to stop thinking about it, and it’d probably have a noticeable effect on her behavior, but she wouldn’t be able to articulate why she was so bothered by it. She probably wouldn’t watch Frozen again, either.
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7 hours ago

4/23/14
8:45
#askety meme #dr4conianlaw

ricebirdie asked:
MARIE. TELL ME.

Marie (some of her non-TMH characterization in here too shhh)

  • If she’s drunk and someone’s being belligerent. Also, if she’s sober and her brothers are being belligerent.
  • Honestly, she probably wouldn’t care for HSM as a whole.
  • All three brothers. This happens frequently, since usually she manages to outdrink the lot of them. Also, Denmark and Prussia, when they come along. She’s not below scribbling things on America’s face, too, just not dicks.
  • She’d be shocked and unhappy, and probably grump about it for a good long while, but as a lover of fairy tales, she’d like the unconventionality of the plot twist. She’d buy the film as soon as it came out on DVD.


7 hours ago

4/23/14
8:44
#askety meme #ricebirdie

needlekind asked:
feferi and utena and garnet >:o

Feferi

  • Licking things to claim them is -EXTR-EM-ELY UNDIGNIFI-ED so she totally loves to do it, especially if it’s gonna gross someone out; she is fairly dainty about it, though, being a princess. Very low on slobber. She has licked both Eridan and Sollux, both of which thought it was charming, if a little weird. Terezi thinks it’s a hoot.
  • She’d probably be really into it as a whole; it’s really energetic and fun, so she’d love dancing to songs from it and would probably try to pull others into it too.
  • Vriska, probably, and Eridan. Anyone else she’d probably draw cute little sea creatures on. Nobody is really safe.
  • She would probably see it coming, considering it’s a political drama. She’d probably be impressed by his cunning, but think it was a shame he didn’t just smother Anna with a pillow or something to make sure the job was done before going after Elsa.

Utena

  • Utena doesn’t lick things. Utena gets her stuff licked. Usually by Wakaba, and sometimes Chuchu. She never thinks quite fast enough to do it first.
  • She would probably like the characters and the more upbeat songs from HSM, but think the plot was mostly overdone, and think the romantic subplot was lame.
  • Saionji. Saionji. Saionji.
  • She would be SO MAD. SO. MAD. Like, get up and walk out of the theatre mad. That is NOT princely behavior. She wouldn’t watch the ending till Anthy brought home the movie on DVD. (Anthy saw it coming miles off.)

Garnet

  • Garnet does not lick things. She will, however, on some occasions, lick her thumb and put it squarely on the item in question, without changing her expression. Amethyst, being the major claimer-by-tongue of the party, hates it when she does this because it’s still technically been licked.
  • She would think HSM was charming, if childish; a lot like how she feels about Steven, only on a lesser level.
  • Garnet is the one who takes away the sharpies.
  • She would be really unhappy, but it wouldn’t show unless you looked for it; it’d be loud and clear in her body language. The other three would be more outwardly emotional about it.
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7 hours ago

4/23/14
8:41
#askety meme #needlekind

tinyhousedarling:

SLEEPING BAG SOFA BED!!!!
http://inthralld.com/2013/03/couch-sleeper-zip-up-bed-sofa-by-anne-lorenz/

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10 hours ago (via)

4/23/14
5:20

holothewolf-x:

princesskenoo:

dammit

I mean…..I want to argue against this but…….yeah you right

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11 hours ago (via)

4/23/14
4:51

foxinu:

nsfwjynx:

the-pink-mist:

There was a split second there where his like, “wait, what? bro what are you doing?” 

On more serious note, PTSD dogs for veterans are so fucking therapeutic. They’re like the one person you can spill your guts to and never worry about ever being judged or have that secret divulged. There are times when I definitely prefer the company of a dog over a human. 

Therapy animals save lives.

These dogs are even still so much more amazing. They check rooms before their handler enters, so they can clear it to help the person feel safe. Like in the gif, they are there when panic attacks or nightmares occur, to be something for the person to help ground themselves on, or yes just to turn on the lights. Even more amazing, many people are able to reduce their medication when they have a PTSD service dog there to help them. These dogs are useful for not just veterans, but also victims of abuse, accident trauma, natural disasters, and others. Their training allows them to be useful in situations where medical assistance is needed, as well. Some PTSD dogs are trained to recognize repetitive behaviours in handlers, and signal the handler to break the repetition and stopping the behaviour and possibly injury. 

Service dogs in general are just awesome. Remember to respect any that you see out in public. They are not there for you to walk up to and play with, even the puppies!

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

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11 hours ago (via)

4/23/14
4:36
#good dog best friend #Q~Q

wickedwitchofthekexx:

I saw a really cute girl and I got upset about how gay I am

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11 hours ago (via)

4/23/14
3:57
#I saw such a lovely lady this morning ( ; ω ; ) #I think she was African and she had a pretty headscarf and this beautiful green dress #I wish I hadn't been in such a hurry I wanted to say how pretty she was

sourcedumal:

hobbitdragon:

crotchetybushtit:

usually unpopular opinion puffin pisses me off but this is so important

yes this

ALL OF THIS

(Source: wildreservations)

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12 hours ago (via)

4/23/14
3:55

DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER

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12 hours ago (via)

4/23/14
3:53

zooborns:

Zoo Miami’s Lion Cub Makes His First Public Apearance

For the first time in Zoo Miami history, a Lioness and her cub went on public exhibit together. First-time mother Asha and her three month old male cub K’wasi thrilled zoo guests last week as they explored the exhibit and interacted together.

Learn more at Zooborns.

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12 hours ago (via)

4/23/14
3:29